My husband is a gamer

My husband was up to no good while I was at work today. You'd think a newlywed hubby with a few extra bucks in his pocket would buy something pretty for his wife like oh, I don't know.....scrapbooking supplies or even take me out to dinner. Nooo, I came home today to find that he went out and bought a new keyboard and mouse (both really sleek and waayyy sexier than I will ever look.) Nice huh? And even worse, the damn mouse shamed me. It practically laughed in my face when I tried to work it. It's a cordless baby and was sitting in a cradle and I had no idea, jiggling it around trying to get it to work and yes, after a long day at work, not getting anywhere with the mouse.....well I cursed at it!!! The mouse got the best of me. I lost my cool on Jimmy's new mouse.

And I can't wait to hear what sorta reasoning Jimmy is going to give me for all his purchases. I know it's going to be something along the lines of "well, the old keyboard and mouse were slowing me down on my games. I'm gonna score wayyy higher now." Hmm, what about scoring with your WIFE!?!?

Ok, what should I buy myself now? I'm gonna get me something pretty......something, oh I don't know.....red....that's a way sexy color right? No way is a mouse going to be sexier than me, no way.